User blog:Lovedogskk1/Minecraft Villager: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Well hello, peoples (and, Bananaz, you too...),

I'm here to say: BE SURE TO SAY HI IN THE COMMENTS! DO IT NOW! YOU MUST SAY HELLO TO ME! IM NOT THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD REPORTER IM THE QUEEN! BOW DOWN TO ME-

Um, *cough*, yeah...

So... I've been criticizing the "Welcome Blog". Just because I see humor in every single word she said.

Come one, come all to KART KINGDOM!

Yes, it was necessary to capitalize KART KINGDOM! ITS THE NAME OF THE GAME, IT DESERVES CAPITALIZATION! THE CHILDREN MUST KNOW THE NAME OF THE GAME IS KART KINGDOM-

Welcome to our exciting world of adventure and fun!

Mmm, it's so fun. I get to drive around in a stupid kart all day oh wow! Thanks for the welcome. I mean, wow.

Here you can swim the depths of the ocean, shrink to the size of a garden bug, and zoom through the snow.

Why do I find this funny lmho? I can swim in a kart! How cool! I'm so small! Awesome! I CAN ZOOM IN THE SNOW EVEN THOUGH I LIVE IN FREAKIN' SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA!

 You can also build cool gadgets, play games, and make friends!

I literally build the gadget. Here's my kangaroo gadget as I like to call it, oh and here's my - *cough*. I play games, such as me being two male brothers who collect fruit for a monkey's birthday. And I can make prevent flooding a "fidget's" town. I make friends with people named: New User! It's a very unique name, doncha think?

'''I’m K, the local reporter on the scene. '''

Omg, she's the local reporter! Oh wow! She's on the scene of the crime! How lovely!

You may not see me (unless you’re looking REALLY hard), but I’m always around…

2019 update: *awkward cough*, K doesn't exist and she isn't around in the "Kingdom". Sorry folks.

The first comment on KK EVER, was: cool.

It's down in history people! COOL, the first-ever comment!

~Lovedogskk, the annoying jellybean who criticizes everything!