Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26810678-20181213233320/@comment-31322722-20181213234353

SirGawain8 wrote: TheRealIcestorm wrote: Phil: Don't eat the Flex Seal line of products.


 * Sees the flex glue commercial

Me: OH MY GOSH IT'S TOOTHPASTE I'M PUTTING IT IN MY MOUTH THIS INSTANT. Me: YES EAT IT Unfortunately, eating it removes your ability to speak, swallow, or anything related to that, and you have to go to the emergency room.

Don’t try this at home, kids.