User blog:Cattlepult/satire news article numero dos

This one guy got noticed by K. What was his username? NewJingle? NewJkdjkldjsfhgnjraehgoilhdjiofohjeahofihdaghfnk?

I'm going with  NewJkdjkldjsfhgnjraehgoilhdjiofohjeahofihdaghfnk.

Then K went on to talk about him using secret codes and stuff, and how they are thankfu fofooro bpepople isusuing the seeseredcts coododeso thehey ygiivie ththeh husueursss-

i give up.