Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26810678-20180825144531/@comment-31322722-20180901225113

You know the internet’s gone insane when people are choosing to write about watermelons instead of actual stuff that could make a decent story.

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If you can’t fight ‘em... try to outsmart them. That’s what I always say.

K: Oh look, I’m in the future and it’s Thursday, time to see what people are saying.


 * all comments are about watermelons

K: what the—

Random watermelon monster: grr

K: This is weird.

Watermelon monster: *smashes table*

K: You’ve got to be kidding me. I don’t have time to deal with this garbage.

Random magical girl: *punches monster and that works because her moe level is over 9000*

Watermelon monster: *explodes into lots of little watermelons*

Magical girl: *leaves*


 * watermelons cover K’s office until it’s unrecognizable


 * K gets so angry she punches her computer screen

SUNDAY

K: Hey Friends, sorry for the late post. Something came up, there’s no time to explain... watermelons have been banned from KK. Also, I didn’t read your comments yet, so just be patient.

End.

I even sprinkled a little cringe on it for you.