Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26810678-20181015221647/@comment-37229260-20181018224754

SirGawain8 wrote: Kanon Kotubuki wrote: Kanon Kotubuki wrote: Me: *eats the free food* Person: HOW DID YOU EVEN GET HE-

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK


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