Thread:SirGawain8/@comment-63.155.193.58-20190520200137/@comment-26810678-20190529142516

I spend my time online, writing, and literally just thinking.

That's right, I'm that boring. I sit down and literally think thoughts like

"W h a t   i f   y o u    c o u l d   b e c o m e   p o k e m o n"

"Why am I so boring"

"What is the meaning to life"

"D o   I   e x i s t"

I got to be the most boring child in the history of the entire...uh...everything, I guess. I bet you you'd fall alseep if you saw what subjects I am into. I'm not gonna talk about a few of them because uh..its controversial. But I will talk about another one, which is weather. Yes. The thing every person in existence only should care about if they are getting affected by it. And here I am. Staring at my screen. Watching some tornado somewhere in Ohio. Have I ever been to Ohio? No. But here I am. Watching some tornado that literallly is never going to affect me, and thus I shouldn't care about, but no, my peanut brain was like "Oh yes this is the stuff right here watching some tornado violently destroy...uh..something."  Like, how would that play out?

"Hi Gawain, what have you been doing?"

"Oh, I've just been staring at a computer screen showing weather warnings somewhere in Kansas."

"But we aren't in Kan-"

"Shut up"

And yes, I know I just went from talking about tornadoes in Ohio to tornadoes in Kansas. Shush.

And look at me now, I am going off topic, I have probably destroyed 99999999 conversations with random off topic things that literally zero people care about. I bet I could walk into a NASA meeting, and somehow make them all forget what they are talking about when I say "Guys, guys, if somebody eats a kit kat bar without splitting it into pieces, have they committed a crime?", and everybody in the room would just stare at me and instantly start thinking about that.